A Group Of Zoo Investors Fed A Live Donkey To A Group Of Tigers In Front Of The Public Because They Were Angry About Funding
BBC- A group of angry zoo investors have fed a live donkey to tigers at a Chinese zoo after a dispute with management. The incident took place on Monday afternoon at Yancheng city in Jiangsu province in front of stunned visitors. The zoo said the shareholders had tossed the donkey to the tigers “in a fit of rage”, and apologised to the public for the incident. Video clips and photos of the incident have gone viral on Chinese social media, triggering shocked reactions. The donkey is seen being pushed out of a truck into a moat in the tigers’ enclosure, where it is quickly set upon by the tigers. Zoo visitors can be heard exclaiming in the background.
In today’s edition of China Gonna China, we have a donkey getting absolutely mollywhopped by pack of tigers. I don’t know if I’ve ever hated a group of people on Earth like I hate those zoo investors. See, the donkey is the blogger of the animal kingdom. Neither may be the most majestic creature of its respective kind, but both grind their tails off while carrying around a bunch of weight. Plus if things break right, they may get a chuckle out of you from time to time. And they don’t care whether you are laughing at them or with them.
Nowhere in the Donkey Handbook does it say that you will be used as live food for tigers. That’s the ultimate mismatch. Replace the Cavs with the Washington Generals in these Finals and that’s what we are dealing with here. And this shit isn’t even any fun for the tigers. Yeah it’s an easy meal. But tigers don’t want to be fed. Tigers want to hunt!
And while I would say that this is something these investors should have probably done after the zoo closed, I will admit that this kind of pokes a few holes in Lonzo Ball’s “I think it’s a waste of time. You can just go on the internet and look at that stuff” argument. Sure you can look at tigers online. But nothing truly can replicate the mental images created after watching the food chain play out right in front of your eyes as the smell of donkey blood fills the air. Gruesome? Yes. Traumatic? Perhaps. But educational? Most certainly. I didn’t understand why murdering a perfectly innocent creature at first, but now it all makes sense. Nobody goes to the zoo to see the blogger donkey. But many people will go to the zoo if they can see fucked up shit like this. Many people at the zoo = Many yen in these investors’ pocket. Not people like me because I couldn’t look at the pictures of this shit, let alone watch the video. But I’m sure there are plenty of people who get down for shit like this in the Wild West East called China. Well played you evil geniuses.
On the bright side, Ben McAdoo just found his pump up video for Week 10 when the Giants play the 49ers.